My sincerest apologies for this extra long hiatus. I know you don’t care but I had a really nice relaxing summer. I went to San Fran, Chicago and Capri with friends and family. Now I’m working my ass off for minimum wage at an art related company. So. I’ll be posting a lot during the day.
DONT FOLLOW IMPOSTER BLOGS. they’re awful, not original and not the least bit funny. I’ll be here to supply you with laughs from now on.
Also, if you have an inappropriate topic you’d like me to include in a tinder (i.e. fecal impactions, pregnancy tests, puss, foot odor, any other kind of odor) ASK ME AND ILL DO MY BEST!